Ain't that so fun? Blowing money you don't have.
Yeah it is fun till you start running low than you gotta cut back on the lobster dinner & expensive bike parts for a while.... Also the electric company sent my my annual threatening letter. "Do not pass go you owe us 507 dollars!
I have half a mind to call and bitch they rape me with late fees. Soon as I pay something Down BOOM late fee! Just like dell computers I paid those pole smokers well over 3k for a 1.5k comp.
awesome thread, and diggin those cowboy boots too!
1. Love your stories
2. Also love the boots
When I walk round town I have this on my Iphone blasting.... I need a poncho
Today was one of those days full of win. You know the kind when everything is a bad sign. Well the Hottie McMuffin I've been chatting seems to have lost interest in me. Silly girl I've been rejected so much it bounces off me like uhh... a grape in a fruit fight... It is to bad her mother was A FOX and from what I gather pretty frisky!
Oh well easy come easy go Who needs a woman? When I can beat my dick like it broke into my house!
. So I hop in my Mustang! an american classic has a death wobble that makes the R6 seem like a tricycle. Bad brakes the whole nine. WELL my Tape deck shit the bed... with my vintage copy of Guns' N Roses Appetite for destruction!
Long story short I was on the job hunt daddy needs extra income if he's gonna get a BMW HP4 in the future. Hit a Warehouse that I knew was looking for people! Huge sign to boot I go in looking for a gig they tell me "were not hiring
" The hell you say sir! There is a sign out side!? The dude rubs his nose and a buddy runs off...
Odds are to get the sign to keep me from coming back.
Well after my day was full of piss and vinegar I decide to do the one thing that brings me joy, messing around with the bike.
Chief suggested I checkout his thread that was inspired by the Melk-Man
with the air box. I Gave it a look see from what I gathered it was 2 free HP for a mod that takes less than 10 minutes at best. A no brainier!
Step one: drill holes where the tabs are
Step two: you're done!
Step three: use hipster glasses to trick vapid girls into giving you a handjob at the trendy college bar!