Man I've had a shit week, Model ex contacted me to be a bitch, The girl I was creeping on turns out to be gay, But she said I have a shot if I grow some tits.
She graciously informed me I could keep my penis.... But i'm sure after hormone therapy it would be like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
Well at least I know I could be a pretty tranny if I tried in the eyes of this lesbian. Get Charlie Sheen on the phone because I am winning!
To finish off my fantastic week I think I caught bird flu.
IDK about anyone else, But I have had full blown hallucinations! Waking up and seeing a Bobcat in my bed I wanted to scream, but my throat was so sore it sounded more like Micheal Jackson crying for help.
Later that night I went to brush my teeth and saw a ****ing totem pole in my bathroom. Ether I was tripping balls on a whole new level I never dare dream of OR children Dimetapp has more kick than they let on! May have to drag my ass to the Cherokee nation and ask them am I on a Vision quest? or Do I need to go on one?
Granted I don't believe in it, but tradition and all.... Also I could use some good news maybe a wolf will show up and tell me the winning lotto numbers?
I'd pack my medicine bag with peyote & a flesh light. :look:
But all Jokes aside I think I did poison myself with nightquil. I know what you are thinking. "How the hell do you do that
" Well I did 5 shots of nightquil in an Hour... Later after reading the warning label it said something like.
Anyway enough of my BS Small update exhaust slider
.... I think I needed two
I am now off to bed to shiver like a junkie till sun rise.