I think the most annoying is "your headlight is out."
At least while I had them... Now, I don't have to deal with dumb ass drivers asking...
How much gas do you put in it?
How fast does it go?
Ever had sex on it? (Proceeded to have sex on it)
Does that make you cool? HAhahahahahahaha... ha
What is that?
Will you sell it to me?
You ever been drunk riding?
Where'd you get it?
What kind of tires are those?
Have you ever wrecked? Fcuks, to the yeah! Highside bitches...
What'd you name it? Skank bitch(fcuk her shit UP, and throw her in the garage)
Does it hurt your balls?
Why do guys ride without helmet's and you do?
Are you crazy? More then most...
You ever wheelied? Eat my dick
Is this thread amusing? No
This is an endless, moronic thread... Thank you OP for creating it!
Really though, people are morons, and ask THE dumbest shit you can possibly imagine... I've been drinking... so I cannot recall...