Re: i fancy myself as a bit of an artist...can i draw you?
In Nashville at a convention last week I noticed this... well.. black guy (well, he was!) drawing girl's asses. I walked up to these two girls who were pretty attractive and asked how they fell for it - they said "oh no, he's an artist!" and I thought of this thread. They weren't sure what to do when I laughed straight in their face and mentioned what a great pick up line it was "hey, I am an artist... mind if I draw your ass?"
...then I told about the most successful pick up line in history (hint: chloroform) and they looked at me like I was completely nuts.... so I went and partied with some Canadians.
Rest in Peace - Jason "Snocompton" Jones 2/23/87 - 11/4/11