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post #401 of 55460 (permalink) Old 11-09-2012, 12:25 PM
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a dirty joke for friday.....

A husband, one bright sunny morning, turns to his lovely wife, "Wife, we're going fishing this weekend, you, me and the dog."

The wife grimaces, "But, I don't like fishing!"

"Look! We're going fishing and that's final."

"Do I have to go fishing with you... I really don't want to go!"

"Right. I'll give you three choices... 1 You come fishing with me and the dog... 2 You give me a BLOW JOB.... 3 or you take it up the ass!"

The wife grimaces again, "But, I don't want to do any of those things!"

"Wife, I've given you three options.. You'll HAVE to do one of them! I'm going to the garage to sort out my fishing tackle. When I come back, I expect you to have made up your mind!"

The wife sits and thinks about it.

Twenty minutes later, her husband comes back, "Well, What have you decided? FISHING with me and the dog, BLOW JOB, or ass?"

The wife complains some more and finally makes up her mind, "O.K. I'll give you a blow job!"

"Great!" He says and drops his pants. The wife is on her knees doing the business. Suddenly, she stops, looks up at her Husband, "Oh! It tastes absolutely disgusting... It tastes all shitty!"

"Yes!" says her husband "The dog didn't want to go fishing either."
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a dirty joke for friday.....

A husband, one bright sunny morning, turns to his lovely wife, "Wife, we're going fishing this weekend, you, me and the dog."

The wife grimaces, "But, I don't like fishing!"

"Look! We're going fishing and that's final."

"Do I have to go fishing with you... I really don't want to go!"

"Right. I'll give you three choices... 1 You come fishing with me and the dog... 2 You give me a BLOW JOB.... 3 or you take it up the ass!"

The wife grimaces again, "But, I don't want to do any of those things!"

"Wife, I've given you three options.. You'll HAVE to do one of them! I'm going to the garage to sort out my fishing tackle. When I come back, I expect you to have made up your mind!"

The wife sits and thinks about it.

Twenty minutes later, her husband comes back, "Well, What have you decided? FISHING with me and the dog, BLOW JOB, or ass?"

The wife complains some more and finally makes up her mind, "O.K. I'll give you a blow job!"

"Great!" He says and drops his pants. The wife is on her knees doing the business. Suddenly, she stops, looks up at her Husband, "Oh! It tastes absolutely disgusting... It tastes all shitty!"

"Yes!" says her husband "The dog didn't want to go fishing either."

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The day I really counted on the forum for some banter, no one can be found...

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Sorry. Too busy hanging out with MP. We're cool like that now. I call her MP. She took my buddy's TZ250 out for a session.
FML....Gdammit!!!! She was super cool in class the last time out; I wish to know what she's like in da pits... I'd like her ride anything of mine, anything...

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I legit just hurt my lungs laughing.

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