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post #951 of 58546 (permalink) Old 11-15-2012, 08:21 PM
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But how big will it be when it comes out? Bonus points if it reaches out of the water.
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Do me proud.
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Do me proud.




Just went for a run and reaffirmed the reason I stay in populated areas while running.. You never know when your intestines are gonna chuck you the middle finger at random. I was literally 1/8th of a mile from my house when I had a sudden and squirm in my abdomen.. There was no time to waste, this was happening RIGHT NOW. I immediately stopped running and clenched my cheeks. I proceeded to hobble into the nearest place with a public restroom (the grocery store across from my apartment) and just as I was entering the bathroom my defense mechanisms were beginning to fail. This shit was gonna go down (pun intended) in 3 seconds, regardless of whether I was on a toilet or not. I shuffled as fast as humanly possible to the closest stall I could find and threw down my shorts as fast as possible.. With no time to spare. Literally as SOON as my ass made contact with the seat, a gauntlet of explosive, rocket propelled gastrointestinal fuel was jettisoned from my intestines with such force that I felt as though I was ever-so-slightly lifted off of the seat for a short period of time. After a few minutes of recovery, a courtesy flush and some considerable paper work I was ready to stroll out of there and never return to the scene of that heinous crime, but it serves as a grim reminder... You never know when shit is gonna hit the fan, so always be ready.


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Just went for a run and reaffirmed the reason I stay in populated areas while running.. You never know when your intestines are gonna chuck you the middle finger at random. I was literally 1/8th of a mile from my house when I had a sudden and squirm in my abdomen.. There was no time to waste, this was happening RIGHT NOW. I immediately stopped running and clenched my cheeks. I proceeded to hobble into the nearest place with a public restroom (the grocery store across from my apartment) and just as I was entering the bathroom my defense mechanisms were beginning to fail. This shit was gonna go down (pun intended) in 3 seconds, regardless of whether I was on a toilet or not. I shuffled as fast as humanly possible to the closest stall I could find and threw down my shorts as fast as possible.. With no time to spare. Literally as SOON as my ass made contact with the seat, a gauntlet of explosive, rocket propelled gastrointestinal fuel was jettisoned from my intestines with such force that I felt as though I was ever-so-slightly lifted off of the seat for a short period of time. After a few minutes of recovery, a courtesy flush and some considerable paper work I was ready to stroll out of there and never return to the scene of that heinous crime, but it serves as a grim reminder... You never know when shit is gonna hit the fan, so always be ready.
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I am fcuking hammered....
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A Scotsman buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool.

After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and phones a vet for help.

The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination.

The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant.

The vet tells him that they will stop standing around, and instead will lie down, and wallow in the grass, when they are pregnant.

The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep himself.

So, he loads the sheep into his Land Rover, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back, then goes to bed.

Next morning,he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the Land Rover again.

He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back, and goes to bed exhausted.

Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing around.

"Try again." he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up, and drive them out to the woods.

He spends all day shagging the sheep, and upon returning home, falls knackered into bed.

The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look out of the window.

He asks his wife to look, and tell him if the sheep are lying in the grass.

"No,"she says, "They're all in the Land Rover, and one of them is beeping the horn."


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