After years of research I have defined 9 types of women.

1. Expensive pussy: Most pussy falls into this definition. Expensive pussy can be recognized by the following - fur coats, $500 dresses, pant-suits, bright colored workout shorts, and shirts with foreign names on them. 98% of the pussy found in the Metroplex falls into this category.

Advantages: If you can afford it, it will be great.

Disadvantages: Many, mostly in the form of checking account depletion. Often not worth it.

2. Cheap pussy: Very rare. Usually comes in the form of a girlfriend of yours who will not go away no matter what you do. Cheap pussy can be recognized by the following - she will often pay for dinner, understands when you are broke, calls every day, wants it constantly, easily hurt, but shakes it off.

Advantages: Inexpensive, guaranteed, loving, will try anything once and sometimes twice. You're lucky if you find this.

Disadvantages: Won't go away, possessive, bugs you all the time, can keep you from the tasks of finding other pussy, will eventually want to get married and/or have children soon thus ruining it. Often not worth it.

3. Hired pussy: Found in the apartment sections of the Metroplex and in every other large city in the US and abroad. Recognized by scanty clothes and come-hither looks. Expense varies greatly with the quality. The difference between Hired pussy and Expensive pussy is that the money is up-front.

Advantages: You don't have to stick around, won't tell your girlfriend, doesn't care who you are or what you look like, often very experienced, usually cheaper than Expensive pussy.

Disadvantages: More expensive than Cheap pussy in the long run, risk of disease is high, is illegal in most areas and the risk of jail time is high. Often not worth it.

4. Virgin pussy: This type is getting rarer each day. Recognized by conservative clothes, good manners, and a marked distaste for dirty jokes and porno movies. Can be very loving if you promise marriage, but will cause you more problems as you go along. Frustration level is high as Virgin pussy tends to want to stay that way for some unknown reason.

Advantages: Risk of disease is very low, will offer a very tight "fit" if it gives in, sometimes open to new experience, will often offer "other" services if Virginity is to be maintained.

Disadvantages: Usually will not give in until marriage, will cause discomfort upon use, not very imaginative, not usually using birth control which can cause "accidents," can only be used once. Usually not worth it unless you're into that sort of thing.

5. Nympho pussy: Very rare. Recognized by the tendency to drag you by your balls into bed and going at it to the point of exhaustion. Very experienced, will teach you things you never knew. Expense varies depending on level of Nymphomania.

Advantages: Will send you into la-la land, will try anything once.

Disadvantages: You are probably not the only one, thus disease risk can be high, will tire you out and ask for more, can be unstable, will not give a steady relationship. Often not worth it.

6. Frigid pussy: Less rare. See (4) for recognition. Difference is that this pussy will not yield no matter what. Any expense involved is simply wasted (unless you are into real frustration).

Advantages: There are no advantages.

Disadvantages: Too many to list here. Best to stay away once recognized. Never worth it.

7. Innocent Nympho pussy: Rare. Recognized by being in a small, sweet, innocent package which you would never in a million years think would give in, but when it does, you are in for a hell of a surprise. Often mistaken for (4). Expense varies, but usually falls into the cheaper category.

Advantages: The surprise is blissful. Always worth it. Keep it if you can.

Disadvantages: If (4) is mistaken for (7), serious consequences may result. May or may not be faithful.

8. Party pussy: Found at bars and at parties. Recognized by glass of wine in hand and bloodshot eyes. Will engage in group festivities while completely ripped. Expense usually covers drinks. Make sure you are not ripped as to better enjoy the experience.

Advantages: Easy to obtain unless you are real unlucky. Be sure to say the right things.

Disadvantages: Disease risk is high, will not usually remain faithful, the Support System may tend to puke all over you. Often not worth it.

9. Nutsy pussy: Support System has psychological problems. Recognized by the fact that she will go out with you, then spill her problems on you. May tend to kill you while you sleep. Gives in for no apparent reason. Usually found as a quiet co-worker.

Advantages: Easy.

Disadvantages: Never really worth it

A+ and bookmarked, hahaha

A+ and bookmarked, hahaha

:cheers same

:lmao thats so ****in true,

sticky

Personally # (7)'s are my favorite... always takes you by surpirse!

#7 Ftw

I posted this before, but some of you might get some good use out of it......





This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2007, by_______________________, between ____________and______________.


THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:

1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.

2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.

3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about.

4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed.

5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The
answer is no, so don't ask.

6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from
out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.

7. All gifts accepted - money is always good.

8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged.

9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your damn business.

10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just sex buddies.

11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended.

12. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.

13. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your ass up, get dressed and go the
**** home.

14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care.

15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.

16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's
girlfriend/boyfriend."

17. Doggie style is the preferred position - the reason is less eye contact the better.

19. No condoms, no ****ing. Carry your ass home.

20. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store.

21. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass.


* EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS:

The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically
become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list. In other words, you will be BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understands the rules.


Participating Party

Signature_______________________________________
Date: ________________

I absolutly love number 4. The thing i hate the most is number 6 and number 2 those two piss me off like nothing else can

I seem to always find 2 and 5... It's not bad until you're done with them and they won't go away.

Imma print out the bootycall list and have a few of the girls in my phone book sign it!!!!
HAHAHA!!!!!
I usually think about most of those things as im calling one of those bootycalls.

I wanna make a 9 Types of guys!!!!!!!!

Ha ha ha.....

Although your version for the girls is pretty accurate.

great thread and so true. :fact good post ninja316

Haha good thread.

I wanna make a 9 Types of guys!!!!!!!!

Ha ha ha.....

Although your version for the girls is pretty accurate.

Which type are you?

Wow, I always seem to find #9....why am I a magnet for crazy girls?

I wanna make a 9 Types of guys!!!!!!!!

Ha ha ha.....

Although your version for the girls is pretty accurate.


I am sure Z-Rab and Igor Ot would like that.............lol.......

post it when you get it done............

I wanna make a 9 Types of guys!!!!!!!!

Ha ha ha.....

Although your version for the girls is pretty accurate.

HAHAHA, get to it. I'd be interested in seeing what you come up with.


Which type are you?

+1 We may end up having to make a new category for ya, haha.

Wow, I always seem to find #9....why am I a magnet for crazy girls?:stupic:nono:nono

I know where i fall! hahaha

Haha good thread.



Which type are you?

:werd:stupic

booty call... hmmm... *thought bubble*

yuo guys forgot church pussy, ex friends ex pussy, old pussy, young but legal pussy,did i reall hit that ? pussy, what happens in vegas stays in vegas pussy. and my all time favorite NEW PUSSY.

There are some other classifications which I'd like to go into here

Fiscal pussy - When you actually work for it and have a sense of accomplishment when you get "payed"

Residual pussy - Also known as the girlfriend. Its something you've always had and will continue to have come to you.

Dividend pussy - This is one of the best ones depending on what you are lookin for. This is the ex-girlfriend which you can call anytime or any place and she will be there to hook up. You've already put in the work and earned your keep so now you just keep it on the side and live off the divedends of your hard earned pussy.

I thought with things the way they are with the economy it would be appropriate for financial terms, haha

:lmao:drink

HAHAHA, get to it. I'd be interested in seeing what you come up with.



+1 We may end up having to make a new category for ya, haha.

You know this!

One of the choices was close but not quite there....

So if none of them are worth it, are you gay?

Ok.... drum roll please: Here is my twist on things.....

12 TYPES OF MEN (BOYS)

1. Daddy's Rich Kid: Most douche bags fall into this definition. Expensive dicks can be recognized by the following - expensive car, $500 cell phone, designer jeans, hair style, and tight shirts with foreign names on them.

Advantages: He'll buy you things with his dads $$$, hold your hand everywhere you go & he can talk clothes & hair styles with you. If you are lucky you can drive the car daddy pays for too!

Disadvantages: You are only arm candy, he is a boy & not a man... will never go out and make his own money, expects expensive things and handouts.

2. Cheap Dick: Very common. Not to be mistaken for poor good guy. Usually comes in the form of a club rat, who will not go away no matter what you do. Probably bought you one drink and expects that to be his ticket to ride. Cheap dick can be recognized by the following - he may pay for dinner at a bargain food chain of his choice, calls every day, wants it constantly for nothing, easily hurt, not willing to progress in life without help. Never attempts to go out of his way to surpirse you. Probably lives with mom.

Advantages: Guaranteed, attempts to be loving (but he's doing it all wrong) has clean clothes because mom takes care of him.

Disadvantages: Won't go away, possessive, bugs you all the time, can keep you from the tasks of finding other dudes and progressing, will eventually want to get married and/or have children soon just so he can get out of his moms house and mooch off you. Often not worth it.

3. Hired man candy: Found in gay clubs, expensive clubs & call now ads. Recognized by nice clothes and come-hither looks. Expense varies greatly with the quality. The difference between Hired man candy and Daddy's Rich Kid is that the money is up-front and at least this guy makes his own.

Advantages: You don't have to stick around, won't tell your boyfriend (might even like him), doesn't care who you are or what you look like, often very experienced, usually more manly than Rich Kid.

Disadvantages: Cost you money instead of free Cheap Dick in the long run, risk of disease is high, it's illegal in most areas and the risk of jail time is high. Often not worth it.

4. Virgin Dick: This type is extremely rare unless you are into 14 year olds. Recognized by conservative clothes, good manners, and a marked distaste for dirty jokes and porno movies. Can be very loving if you promise marriage, but will cause you more problems as you go along. Frustration level is high as Virgin dick tends to want to stay that way for some unknown reason.

Advantages: Risk of disease is very low, guaranteed to love you if you get to meet his memeber, sometimes open to new experience, will often offer "other" services if Virginity is to be maintained but don't count on those services to be good.

Disadvantages: Usually will not give in until marriage, if they do they will become very obsessed with you, will likely cause lame first time upon use, not very imaginative, not usually good with condoms which can cause "accidents," can only be used once. Usually not worth it unless you're into that sort of thing.

5. Nympho Dick: Very Common. Recognized by the tendency to drag you by your tits into bed and going at it to the point of exhaustion. Very experienced, will teach you things you never knew. Expense varies depending on level of Nymphomania.

Advantages: Will send you into la-la land, will try anything once.

Disadvantages: You are probably not the only one by FAR, thus disease risk can be VERY high, will tire you out and may ask for more, can be unstable, will not give a steady relationship. Often not worth it.

6. Bad Boy: True bad boys are rare. Bad boys recognized by charm, good looks, manners and that side of him you just can't figure out. You'll spend all your time trying to "tame" him and he'll let you in just enough to make you think you have a handle on him. Any expense/time involved is simply wasted (unless you are into real frustration). Great liar even better faker.

Advantages: There are no advantages besides possibly good sex and temporary arm candy for yourself.

Disadvantages: Too many to list here. Best to stay away once recognized. Never worth it in long run. Breaks your heart & had 3524654 other girls at the same time as you.

7. Wanna-Be Bad Boy: Common. Decent looking on occasion, into everything that's popular, talk about fighting but you've never seen it. Wear Tap Out shirts & bandanas. Attempt to treat you with disrespect and play the field. Constantly get shot down by decent women. Often confused because they are trying too hard to be cool. Teddy Bears when you are alone and they open up. Next day they try and get their man card back by ignoring you or doing something to prove to their buddies they are not whooped.

Advantages: Make a good temp boyfriend if you need a re-bound. They will do nice things for you here and there, they usually have enough ambition they usually live with room mates and not at home.

Disadvantages: Childish, play games because they themselves are confused, protective in all the wrong ways, not very fun in bed.


8. Innocent Nympho Dick: VERY Rare. Recognized by being in a quiet, handsome, innocent package which you would never in a million years think would give in (almost mistaken for virgin territory), but when it does, you are in for a hell of a surprise. What a man!

Advantages: The surprise is blissful. Disease is low because he likes his penis too much to stick it anywhere. Always worth it for a change or new boyfriend. Keep it if you can.

Disadvantages: May or may not be faithful in the long run

8. Party Dick: Found at bars and at parties. Recognized by two beers in hand and bloodshot eyes & talks really loud. Will engage in group festivities while completely ripped. You'll want to make sure you are ripped as he is to enjoy the experience because he will be so pathetic in bed if you are sober.

Advantages: Easy to obtain - this guy will nail anything. Great for girls who can't get any in the day light.

Disadvantages: Disease risk is HIGH, will not remain faithful, the Support System may tend to puke all over you. Often not worth it.

9.Nutsy/Psycho Dick: You hung out once, he fell for you and you just want to be friends... maybe he talks you into formally dating (BIG mistake) he'll stalk you, allow you NO contact with anything that has a penis, hates your parents, clingy and aggressive.

Advantage: None. You should have "Lemon Lawed" him on the first meeting or had your friend bail you out with an ER phone call!

Disadvantages: Too many to list. Warning: May commit suicide if you break his heart, may kill you instead or someone else.

10.Nice guy: Recognized by nice apparel, clean cut (usually), opens doors & wants to meet your parents. Calm, gently, in-touch with life & you. Loves to give massages whether it leads to loving or not. Cooks, cleans and carries things for you. Not to be mistaken for dream man. Takes his time in bed and does his best to love you.

Advantages: Good boyfriend material, possibly husband if you can stay faithful yourself. You'll feel secure with him and comfortable.

Disadvantages: Gets boring after sometime, too nice becomes his flaw, usually not very attractive.

11. Just a Guy: Typical across the board, looks like every other typical guy, find him at a sports bar, same lame pick-up lines, same shoes & hat. Loves sports, loves beer, loves steak & women. Doing the basics in life, nothing more, nothing less. He is considered the norm.

Advantages: Common, easily replaced, good boyfriend - standard package.

Disadvantage: May or may not be faithful, nothing special, just a dude.


12. Dream Dick: Wow, I mean wow... take the best of ALL your fantasies and swirl them into this dream dick-cicle!

Good looking, great attire, can cook & helps clean! Has an education, ambition & loves family! He'll knock nails through wood to build you a dream and he'd lift the weight of the world to prove his devotion. Healthy, great bod for life, perfect smile & morals. Enjoys nice things, drives a nice car, has great hobbies & friends. Knock your sock off making love & foreplay never fades with this guy! You'll never fear straying, for there is nothing better than this guys love & attention.

Don't get too comfortable though, just when you think he is too nice he'll throw you a curve ball just to keep it real and let you know he is a man and he loves you but he is not your pet. Keeps you on your toes.

Faithful as Jesus and tells you everything you want to hear because it's how he truly feels. Wants children someday - but to start off he wants to travel and spend time being with you and building a solid foundation first.

Wonderful skin & well kept. Works hard at everything he does, works even harder at keeping things on the up & up as a couple. Loves flaunting you to his friends & in public places. Loves surprising you.

Advantages: EVERYTHING! This one is PERFECT & the only kind of man you should settle for. Period.

Disadvantages: WAKE UP - THis is only a dream, men like this do not exist. Bwhahahahahaaaa.... please select from the above options and proceed with your life.

Ok.... drum roll please: Here is my twist on things.....

12 TYPES OF MEN (BOYS)

1. Daddy's Rich Kid: Most douche bags fall into this definition. Expensive dicks can be recognized by the following - expensive car, $500 cell phone, designer jeans, hair style, and tight shirts with foreign names on them.

Advantages: He'll buy you things with his dads $$$, hold your hand everywhere you go & he can talk clothes & hair styles with you. If you are lucky you can drive the car daddy pays for too!

Disadvantages: You are only arm candy, he is a boy & not a man... will never go out and make his own money, expects expensive things and handouts.

2. Cheap Dick: Very common. Not to be mistaken for poor good guy. Usually comes in the form of a club rat, who will not go away no matter what you do. Probably bought you one drink and expects that to be his ticket to ride. Cheap dick can be recognized by the following - he may pay for dinner at a bargain food chain of his choice, calls every day, wants it constantly for nothing, easily hurt, not willing to progress in life without help. Never attempts to go out of his way to surpirse you. Probably lives with mom.

Advantages: Guaranteed, attempts to be loving (but he's doing it all wrong) has clean clothes because mom takes care of him.

Disadvantages: Won't go away, possessive, bugs you all the time, can keep you from the tasks of finding other dudes and progressing, will eventually want to get married and/or have children soon just so he can get out of his moms house and mooch off you. Often not worth it.

3. Hired man candy: Found in gay clubs, expensive clubs & call now ads. Recognized by nice clothes and come-hither looks. Expense varies greatly with the quality. The difference between Hired man candy and Daddy's Rich Kid is that the money is up-front and at least this guy makes his own.

Advantages: You don't have to stick around, won't tell your boyfriend (might even like him), doesn't care who you are or what you look like, often very experienced, usually more manly than Rich Kid.

Disadvantages: Cost you money instead of free Cheap Dick in the long run, risk of disease is high, it's illegal in most areas and the risk of jail time is high. Often not worth it.

4. Virgin Dick: This type is extremely rare unless you are into 14 year olds. Recognized by conservative clothes, good manners, and a marked distaste for dirty jokes and porno movies. Can be very loving if you promise marriage, but will cause you more problems as you go along. Frustration level is high as Virgin dick tends to want to stay that way for some unknown reason.

Advantages: Risk of disease is very low, guaranteed to love you if you get to meet his memeber, sometimes open to new experience, will often offer "other" services if Virginity is to be maintained but don't count on those services to be good.

Disadvantages: Usually will not give in until marriage, if they do they will become very obsessed with you, will likely cause lame first time upon use, not very imaginative, not usually good with condoms which can cause "accidents," can only be used once. Usually not worth it unless you're into that sort of thing.

5. Nympho Dick: Very Common. Recognized by the tendency to drag you by your tits into bed and going at it to the point of exhaustion. Very experienced, will teach you things you never knew. Expense varies depending on level of Nymphomania.

Advantages: Will send you into la-la land, will try anything once.

Disadvantages: You are probably not the only one by FAR, thus disease risk can be VERY high, will tire you out and may ask for more, can be unstable, will not give a steady relationship. Often not worth it.

6. Bad Boy: True bad boys are rare. Bad boys recognized by charm, good looks, manners and that side of him you just can't figure out. You'll spend all your time trying to "tame" him and he'll let you in just enough to make you think you have a handle on him. Any expense/time involved is simply wasted (unless you are into real frustration). Great liar even better faker.

Advantages: There are no advantages besides possibly good sex and temporary arm candy for yourself.

Disadvantages: Too many to list here. Best to stay away once recognized. Never worth it in long run. Breaks your heart & had 3524654 other girls at the same time as you.

7. Wanna-Be Bad Boy: Common. Decent looking on occasion, into everything that's popular, talk about fighting but you've never seen it. Wear Tap Out shirts & bandanas. Attempt to treat you with disrespect and play the field. Constantly get shot down by decent women. Often confused because they are trying too hard to be cool. Teddy Bears when you are alone and they open up. Next day they try and get their man card back by ignoring you or doing something to prove to their buddies they are not whooped.

Advantages: Make a good temp boyfriend if you need a re-bound. They will do nice things for you here and there, they usually have enough ambition they usually live with room mates and not at home.

Disadvantages: Childish, play games because they themselves are confused, protective in all the wrong ways, not very fun in bed.


8. Innocent Nympho Dick: VERY Rare. Recognized by being in a quiet, handsome, innocent package which you would never in a million years think would give in (almost mistaken for virgin territory), but when it does, you are in for a hell of a surprise. What a man!

Advantages: The surprise is blissful. Disease is low because he likes his penis too much to stick it anywhere. Always worth it for a change or new boyfriend. Keep it if you can.

Disadvantages: May or may not be faithful in the long run

8. Party Dick: Found at bars and at parties. Recognized by two beers in hand and bloodshot eyes & talks really loud. Will engage in group festivities while completely ripped. You'll want to make sure you are ripped as he is to enjoy the experience because he will be so pathetic in bed if you are sober.

Advantages: Easy to obtain - this guy will nail anything. Great for girls who can't get any in the day light.

Disadvantages: Disease risk is HIGH, will not remain faithful, the Support System may tend to puke all over you. Often not worth it.

9.Nutsy/Psycho Dick: You hung out once, he fell for you and you just want to be friends... maybe he talks you into formally dating (BIG mistake) he'll stalk you, allow you NO contact with anything that has a penis, hates your parents, clingy and aggressive.

Advantage: None. You should have "Lemon Lawed" him on the first meeting or had your friend bail you out with an ER phone call!

Disadvantages: Too many to list. Warning: May commit suicide if you break his heart, may kill you instead or someone else.

10.Nice guy: Recognized by nice apparel, clean cut (usually), opens doors & wants to meet your parents. Calm, gently, in-touch with life & you. Loves to give massages whether it leads to loving or not. Cooks, cleans and carries things for you. Not to be mistaken for dream man. Takes his time in bed and does his best to love you.

Advantages: Good boyfriend material, possibly husband if you can stay faithful yourself. You'll feel secure with him and comfortable.

Disadvantages: Gets boring after sometime, too nice becomes his flaw, usually not very attractive.

11. Just a Guy: Typical across the board, looks like every other typical guy, find him at a sports bar, same lame pick-up lines, same shoes & hat. Loves sports, loves beer, loves steak & women. Doing the basics in life, nothing more, nothing less. He is considered the norm.

Advantages: Common, easily replaced, good boyfriend - standard package.

Disadvantage: May or may not be faithful, nothing special, just a dude.


12. Dream Dick: Wow, I mean wow... take the best of ALL your fantasies and swirl them into this dream dick-cicle!

Good looking, great attire, can cook & helps clean! Has an education, ambition & loves family! He'll knock nails through wood to build you a dream and he'd lift the weight of the world to prove his devotion. Healthy, great bod for life, perfect smile & morals. Enjoys nice things, drives a nice car, has great hobbies & friends. Knock your sock off making love & foreplay never fades with this guy! You'll never fear straying, for there is nothing better than this guys love & attention.

Don't get too comfortable though, just when you think he is too nice he'll throw you a curve ball just to keep it real and let you know he is a man and he loves you but he is not your pet. Keeps you on your toes.

Faithful as Jesus and tells you everything you want to hear because it's how he truly feels. Wants children someday - but to start off he wants to travel and spend time being with you and building a solid foundation first.

Wonderful skin & well kept. Works hard at everything he does, works even harder at keeping things on the up & up as a couple. Loves flaunting you to his friends & in public places. Loves surprising you.

Advantages: EVERYTHING! This one is PERFECT & the only kind of man you should settle for. Period.

Disadvantages: WAKE UP - THis is only a dream, men like this do not exist. Bwhahahahahaaaa.... please select from the above options and proceed with your life.



Wow.....That is Funny.......You spent some time on that.........lol......

ninja316, i think you forgot the dream pussy. :D

for the guys you forgot wife's sister pussy. thats a very specific type!

Maximagirl your awesome. haha you Nailed it. :hump (pardon the pun that is)

for the guys you forgot wife's sister pussy. thats a very specific type!

Maximagirl your awesome. haha you Nailed it. :hump (pardon the pun that is)

Ha ha :sing

<--- Biker Dick

<--- Biker Dick

Please state the Advantages & Disadvantages :nocontrol

Please state the Advantages & Disadvantages :nocontrol

Never really thought about it, Brooke...:lmao

Advantages: Dick
Disadvantages: Dick

:laugh Care to chime in?

http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x104/Sick929/Quotes%20and%20Comments/BikerDick.jpg

Ha ha I would have no idea........ but willing to give it a shot?!?

Biker Dick: Recognized because he'll wearing either a motorcycle related hat, shirt or hoody no matter what the occasion. Car, what car? You can plan on riding on the back of his street rocket! Later he'll ask you to ride his... well you know.
Will choose his bike hobbie over you majority of the time and spend more money on the habit than you'd see in your lifetime of gifts.
Could make a good boyfriend if you are understanding and not the jealous type. Caution, biker dick likes lots of chicks.
Steer clear of Squids, that's the worst Biker Dick. Those are easy to spot so no worries.

Advantages: Thrill of being on a bike and not having a man who clings to your every move.

Disadvantage: He will probably leave you for his bike in the end or move onto another broad.


Bwahahahaaaaaaaa.... gotta tease you.

Ha ha I would have no idea........ but willing to give it a shot?!?

Biker Dick: Recognized because he'll wearing either a motorcycle related hat, shirt or hoody no matter what the occasion. Car, what car? You can plan on riding on the back of his street rocket! Later he'll ask you to ride his... well you know.
Will choose his bike hobbie over you majority of the time and spend more money on the habit than you'd see in your lifetime of gifts.
Could make a good boyfriend if you are understanding and not the jealous type. Caution, biker dick likes lots of chicks.
Steer clear of Squids, that's the worst Biker Dick. Those are easy to spot so no worries.

Advantages: Thrill of being on a bike and not having a man who clings to your every move.

Disadvantage: He will probably leave you for his bike in the end or move onto another broad.


Bwahahahaaaaaaaa.... gotta tease you.

:lmao That's because there are not enough women like you around... :laugh

But I actually like my women to have their own bike... there's a reason that most of my bikes are single-seaters...

my brother just gave up a #7, then realized his mistake. ouch!

my brother just gave up a #7, then realized his mistake. ouch!

That's too bad. :-(

What number is he?

I say we make this thread really fun & post pics to match the numbers of random people we'd associate with the number....

question is there biker pussy too? or no? only dudes can do that?

question is there biker pussy too? or no? only dudes can do that?

Yeah, they fit under the DREAM girl number... :*tongue

J/k - I have met some crazy & gross biker chicks... but I have also met classy, cool ones too. It's a toss up!

Uhm, I think you gals made me blush.:D

guilty of being biker dick