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Dumbest thing someone asked you about you R6

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#1 ·
What is the dumbest thing someone has asked you about your R6?
 
#2 ·
Is that a gixxer.
is that a r1
Is that a 1000
How fast have you gone
Etc


not to do with the bike but my favorite is, "aren't you hot in that?" Yes bitch, its 100 degrees and i'm in a black leather suit..
 
#12 ·
Why is your other head light not on?

What's an R6?

Do you get good gas mileage from a sportbike?

Do your tires have rubber balls on the edges because the road was rough?

I bet it's like DRIVING a stick shift huh?

Why the gloves?

Why do you tip-e toe? ( cause I'm short, bitch)

Do you get tired?

And so on....


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Why didnt you get a gixxer 750
why didnt you get an R1
 
#3 ·
What size motor is in that R-SIX? Is that a 1000?

Sent while riding my R6. o_O
 
#4 ·
why isn't your bike stretched bruh??..................
 
#5 ·
Oh an important one I forgot, can you does woolie
 
#6 ·
Why is your other head light not on?

What's an R6?

Do you get good gas mileage from a sportbike?

Do your tires have rubber balls on the edges because the road was rough?

I bet it's like DRIVING a stick shift huh?

Why the gloves?

Why do you tip-e toe? ( cause I'm short, bitch)

Do you get tired?

And so on....


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#8 ·
Hahaha these are great!!


Sent from my iPad 3
 
#10 ·
yes!! haha
 
#11 ·
Can you whoolie that thing?

"Bitch pls..........................!
 
#22 ·
:fact :stupic ALL THE DAMN TIME! GET YOUR OWN TO WRECK!
 
#17 ·
I think the most annoying is "your headlight is out."
 
#18 ·
:fact

At least while I had them... Now, I don't have to deal with dumb ass drivers asking...

How much gas do you put in it?

How fast does it go?

Ever had sex on it? (Proceeded to have sex on it)

Does that make you cool? HAhahahahahahaha... ha

What is that?

Will you sell it to me?

You ever been drunk riding?

Where'd you get it?

What kind of tires are those?

Have you ever wrecked? Fcuks, to the yeah! Highside bitches...

What'd you name it? Skank bitch(fcuk her shit UP, and throw her in the garage)

Does it hurt your balls?

Why do guys ride without helmet's and you do?

Are you crazy? More then most...

You ever wheelied? Eat my dick

Is this thread amusing? No

Good day...

This is an endless, moronic thread... Thank you OP for creating it!

:laugh

Really though, people are morons, and ask THE dumbest shit you can possibly imagine... I've been drinking... so I cannot recall...
 
#19 ·
Doesn't your bike look like a praying mantis?
 
#24 ·
Is that thing faster than a Ninja/CBR/Gixxer 600??

As if anyone short of an advanced track rider would run significantly different lap times on any of these.. :rolleyes:

And only made worse by the fact that what they actually meant was top speed! :bash

Other gems:

Why didn't you just get a 1000?

Why do you like crotch rockets so much?

It's called a sportbike. :mad:
 
#26 ·
Where da bussa's at?
 
#32 ·
why are you dressed like a power ranger?
 
#33 ·
I don't get many questions. I park away from anyone who looks at all interested.

I always get asked if my bike is brand new, cause it looks like it came off the showroom floor 5 minutes ago.



Then I get to watch their jaws drop when I tell them it's 10 years old
 
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