Originally Posted by GenPatton
Ain't that so fun? Blowing money you don't have.
Yeah it is fun till you start running low than you gotta cut back on the lobster dinner & expensive bike parts for a while.... Also the electric company sent my my annual threatening letter. "Do not pass go you owe us 507 dollars!
I have half a mind to call and bitch they rape me with late fees. Soon as I pay something Down BOOM late fee! Just like dell computers I paid those pole smokers well over 3k for a 1.5k comp.
Originally Posted by WildBill420
awesome thread, and diggin those cowboy boots too!
Originally Posted by milko
1. Love your stories
2. Also love the boots
When I walk round town I have this on my Iphone blasting.... I need a poncho
Today was one of those days full of win. You know the kind when everything is a bad sign. Well the Hottie McMuffin I've been chatting seems to have lost interest in me. Silly girl I've been rejected so much it bounces off me like uhh... a grape in a fruit fight... It is to bad her mother was A FOX and from what I gather pretty frisky!
Oh well easy come easy go Who needs a woman? When I can beat my dick like it broke into my house!
. So I hop in my Mustang! an american classic has a death wobble that makes the R6 seem like a tricycle. Bad brakes the whole nine. WELL my Tape deck shit the bed... with my vintage copy of Guns' N Roses Appetite for destruction!
Long story short I was on the job hunt daddy needs extra income if he's gonna get a BMW HP4 in the future. Hit a Warehouse that I knew was looking for people! Huge sign to boot I go in looking for a gig they tell me "were not hiring
" The hell you say sir! There is a sign out side!? The dude rubs his nose and a buddy runs off...
Odds are to get the sign to keep me from coming back.
Well after my day was full of piss and vinegar I decide to do the one thing that brings me joy, messing around with the bike.
Chief suggested I checkout his thread that was inspired by the Melk-Man
with the air box. I Gave it a look see from what I gathered it was 2 free HP for a mod that takes less than 10 minutes at best. A no brainier!
Step one: drill holes where the tabs are
Step two: you're done!
Step three: use hipster glasses to trick vapid girls into giving you a handjob at the trendy college bar!