Hot stripper calls me.... I'm in the zone! Turns out she is 99% into women... I'm out of the zone trying to get her of my phone. Count swaggula fails again.
__________________ My shenanigans are now official sponsored by Shermoto Racing! There are many people faster than me, so I have to create an illusion of speed
Bruce Lee The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.
Hunter S. Thompson One does not sell the earth upon which the people walk.
Crazy Horse ROTM Dec 2011
^petrol_spice^ RIP Mulciber, BallistiK,GhostR6
'Any crash you can walk away from is a good one."
launchpad McQuack
Hot stripper calls me.... I'm in the zone! Turns out she is 99% into women... I'm out of the zone trying to get her of my phone. Count swaggula fails again.
It's never impossible to turn them. Thought I was totally friend zoned by this strictly lez/friend I had a couple years back. One night, partying and goin hard as usual, she follows me into the bathroom... We had been flirty and all that, but this night we went at it like animals, literally. One of the mlst passionate nights I've ever had. It was INTENSE! We proceeded to date a few months, she even loved the anal.... She pulled the best move EVER. She was riding me, then hops off and lays on her side next to me, back to me so I roll into a spooning position and she proceeds to grab the rager, and sticks it in her own ass... Soooooo hott! Hahaha then I got orders and we parted ways... Now a couple years later, she's married, with a kid and all that jazz. It's not impossible, unless you say it is...
Lmao oh Im not.. All in good fun.. Its just one.. Its the whole, I have 2 finals, 4 papers, find an apt, register for classes, get transfered at work, etc etc etc. All to do in less than 2 weeks.. Im buggin out! Blah.
My shenanigans are now official sponsored by Shermoto Racing!
Chazz
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