Bring it on... Got plenty of guns, ammo, food, and porn to last me a good long while...
3/4 of the house is un-approachable too so it'd be relatively easy to defend if there were to be zombies... There's also a cow farm down the highway a few miles... So food wouldn't be an issue... Course, I'd be perfectly willing to eat anyone who approached my house...
It'd be pretty insane for the world to end as we know it, yet at times, I feel we need a reset button, so the general populous could really grasp what it truly important again... With the texting, twitter, facebook epidemic... I could totally be on board with a reset... Ideally, I'd still be able to hit the track after this "world ending event"....
Even though we all know it's just mass paranoia caused by a calender that is ending...
Chef boy r d, raman, a knife, an ax, a shovel, flint n steel, a tent, a wool coat, penicillin, and multiple wenches.
Chef boy r D? Seriously bro, that shit is disgusting. I'd rather starve than risk my grandma finding out I ate fake pasta with fake gravy and meatballs.
Originally Posted by HER6
Sounds like a regular Wednesday night.
Originally Posted by NeZbot
Acid...anything you want will happen
Originally Posted by Fallis
I don't think you guys understand what an apocalypse is. We're talking going-out-of-business sale. Everything must go. No survivors. End of days. No more world. Running into the woods with guns and food isn't going to help. You're just going to die scared and lonely, albeit full on MSEs.
The only reasonable action is to round up some hookers, do some blow, and watch the sun set - apparently like some of us do every Wednesday.
Damn, my Wednesdays usually consist of ECU flashing, invoicing, shipping label printing, and a cup or two of bailey's on rocks when I need to put myself down.
Originally Posted by redisdeadrideblue
hookers, blow, lube, ammo, and lots of pork ribs.
Beef ribs are my new jam. They are massive and have so much meat on em. A bit greasier and loose meat, but god damn they are delicious.
Originally Posted by R6_350z
im about to have a serious word with mcdonalds!! they have no consideration that the world is about to end in a few days and yet they still havnt started selling mcribs on the west coast...
Bro, tell me about it. I had $7 in my wallet today and coulda used a mcrib hookup vs shitty ass quick check sandwich and Italian wedding soup with enough preservatives to give a brother the squirts for days.