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Old 12-08-2012, 09:31 AM   #1
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What terrible things have you taugh other people's children?

Any chance I get I end up teaching a toddler or a kid something I shouldn't. With all the lies parents teach their kids it's tough to NOT ruin something or say something they don't repeat immediately, but will down the line..

What have you done that was pretty funny or off color that you taught or told someone else's kids?!
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Two weeks ago I bought a little truck that my cousin's kid can push around. It had HUGE letters on the side of "SHOCKER". So of course I proclaimed shocker multiple times with the hand up making the universal shocker signal....

Two weeks later the kids haven't seen me for a bit and had had some chocolate and are WIRED running around screaming. HIGH ANTHONY!!! Do you have any presents for us today (I usually do)? Anyway, I didn't then the next thing you know they both start proclaiming and yelling SHOCKEERRRRRRRRRRR!!! SHOCKER SHOCKA CHOKA SHOCKAH!!!!!

Little Jersey accents and all. I nearly pissed my pants over this one!!
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Re: What terrible things have you taugh other people's children?

The other day the daughter asks how I can tell what time it is since my watch has no numbers on it. I explained that if you ball out and your watch has no numbers people will wait for you.
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I know some of you sick puppies have done worse. Come at me with a few laughs today while I flash these ECU's and process orders!
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Ask Alex, Issac, B-Rad or Steph about my sons freckle….
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Same to you. Hope someday you are put in an unfair leathal position so I can say "well life just isn't fair...". I'm sure your family will agree
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Ask Alex, Issac, B-Rad or Steph about my sons freckle….
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Old 12-08-2012, 09:46 AM   #7
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Hang on…lemme snap a pic….it goes something like this…

"Hey, Mason---show my buddy Chief your freckle…"
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Hang on…lemme snap a pic….it goes something like this…

"Hey, Mason---show my buddy Chief your freckle…"
And you get this….My wife hates it…I do it all the time…

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Re: What terrible things have you taugh other people's children?

^^^LMAO^^^

Since I have 5 kids of my own I don't corrupt others. But a friend of mine told his own kids that when the Ice-cream Truck has the music "on" they are out of ice cream. True story...
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