Re: What terrible things have you taugh other people's children?
my nephew is 4 and he has athis firetruck thing, First he calls it a Fire Fcuk, 2nd he said it can carry lots of "hose" i asked him if he ever has to take the "hose" to the corner and clean them, he replied "Yea Sometime my "hose' get really dirty, So i just throw them in the trash and go get more "hose""
His mom hates me, also i taught him his first words, "AH SH!T"
Re: What terrible things have you taugh other people's children?
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And you get this….My wife hates it…I do it all the time…
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Since I have 5 kids of my own I don't corrupt others. But a friend of mine told his own kids that when the Ice-cream Truck has the music "on" they are out of ice cream. True story...
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my nephew is 4 and he has athis firetruck thing, First he calls it a Fire Fcuk, 2nd he said it can carry lots of "hose" i asked him if he ever has to take the "hose" to the corner and clean them, he replied "Yea Sometime my "hose' get really dirty, So i just throw them in the trash and go get more "hose""
His mom hates me, also i taught him his first words, "AH SH!T"
My cousin just had another baby. They also have a 4 yr old. One day the older boy was holding the baby and he started crying. I said he's prly hungry go tell your mom to give him some titty milk lol. In a group of ppl he walks up and says, mom I think bubba needs some titty milk. Oooo she was pissed.
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Re: What terrible things have you taugh other people's children?
I taught my bother's kids to flush keys and wallets down the toilet.
Every birthday and xmas I also give the girls a huge sticker pack of the trendiest cartoon ... they end up all over the house. Either that, or a pack of colored Sharpies.
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I taught my bother's kids to flush keys and wallets down the toilet.
Every birthday and xmas I also give the girls a huge sticker pack of the trendiest cartoon ... they end up all over the house. Either that, or a pack of colored Sharpies.
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That's...terrible. One of the worst things you could possibly do...you're a bad person.
my nephew is 4 and he has athis firetruck thing, First he calls it a Fire Fcuk, 2nd he said it can carry lots of "hose" i asked him if he ever has to take the "hose" to the corner and clean them, he replied "Yea Sometime my "hose' get really dirty, So i just throw them in the trash and go get more "hose""
His mom hates me, also i taught him his first words, "AH SH!T"
Good thing i read through the thread, was gonna post exactly this but for my niece lol!
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