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Old 12-09-2012, 03:14 PM   #31
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Re: What terrible things have you taugh other people's children?

I taught my best friends sister's kid to say very nice to everything. Even with the borat accent. It's been a couple months now and he still says it daily she says.

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Old 12-11-2012, 07:32 PM   #32
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Re: What terrible things have you taugh other people's children?

I didn't quite complete the mission on this one, but should be good for a laugh...

My buddy had a big BBQ and a bunch of us are over. I'm hanging out with his kid who's 2-3 at the time, and he's trying to pet the cat, which wants nothing to do with him. His mom explains how he has to be gentle, and nice to the cat and he'll want to come gets pets. He starts chilling out and petting the cat and I cannot let this one go and tell him "That's right Colin, you gotta treat that pussy right!"

Big laughs from the friends, dagger eyes from the parents. Would have been great to get him yelling that shit every time he goes to pet the cat though.
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Old 12-11-2012, 07:48 PM   #33
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Re: What terrible things have you taugh other people's children?

This may not count, but funny nonetheless.

Once while at the beach, my step brother (4 at the time) told me he had to go to the bathroom. I told him to go to the water and pee. So, he goes to the shoreline, right where the waves stop, pulls down his pants and starts to piss in the ocean. Lmao.

Another time, which is more on topic, he was starting to learn to use the computer. (His dad and I both work at a IT gov't contractor, so we're nerds) I told him the only way he can get onto the internet was first to go to www.boobs.com, which he did... His dad looked at the history and he ended up getting in trouble for a while, until he ratted on me. Lol.

On the first page about the little boy with the freckle on his finger... FCUKING HILARIOUS. I hope my kids have freckles on their middle fingers one day.

This thread made me Lol when I needed it. Thanks.
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