Ok- i just want to vent b/c i feel the urge to. Unlike the urge i had earlier tonight...
So i got a female on the back- she's not the lightest female FYI- she's got me smashed into the tank. which is alright with me- as long as she's not gunna fly off right? atleast thats my positive outlook on that. the minute i hopped on the bike, i knew i had to piss. it's colder than a mofo out- and we're making our way out of downtown and onto the highway so i can take her home. i couldn't quite find highway 101 south conveniently like i had planned, so i make a few educated guesses of where the highway might suddenly pop up. 10 minutes later we're (apparently) no where near it. here i'am- crap smashed against the tank- desperately trying to hold my piss in but that female is gunnna pop my bladder. finally find the highway- get on 101........ geebus crikey- never in my life have i ever experienced SOOOOOOOOO many bumps in the road. i felt like every mile was another set of hooptees- and it's definately not helping my pissing situation... after wut seemed like forever- i finally gave into the thought:
"alright man, you can't handle these bumps- your bladder is gunna explode........ you better let it go now before you clog something up"
going 85mph in freezing cold about to piss my pants....
thank god for patience. i made it to her house || that close to accepting defeat. i spent a good 5 minutes draining myself. and you know if you hold yer piss too long it just comes out painfully......... ALSBDLASBFBALFB
sorry for long post- but i had to vent somewhere :comp
So i got a female on the back- she's not the lightest female FYI- she's got me smashed into the tank. which is alright with me- as long as she's not gunna fly off right? atleast thats my positive outlook on that. the minute i hopped on the bike, i knew i had to piss. it's colder than a mofo out- and we're making our way out of downtown and onto the highway so i can take her home. i couldn't quite find highway 101 south conveniently like i had planned, so i make a few educated guesses of where the highway might suddenly pop up. 10 minutes later we're (apparently) no where near it. here i'am- crap smashed against the tank- desperately trying to hold my piss in but that female is gunnna pop my bladder. finally find the highway- get on 101........ geebus crikey- never in my life have i ever experienced SOOOOOOOOO many bumps in the road. i felt like every mile was another set of hooptees- and it's definately not helping my pissing situation... after wut seemed like forever- i finally gave into the thought:
"alright man, you can't handle these bumps- your bladder is gunna explode........ you better let it go now before you clog something up"
going 85mph in freezing cold about to piss my pants....
thank god for patience. i made it to her house || that close to accepting defeat. i spent a good 5 minutes draining myself. and you know if you hold yer piss too long it just comes out painfully......... ALSBDLASBFBALFB
sorry for long post- but i had to vent somewhere :comp