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"Never try and teach a pig how to sing. It just wastes your time and pisses off the pig."

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Ok......First off. NO offense to anyone here with this one, if does offend you, don't read it. Also, LONG, but worth the read!



A jet-liner takes off east out of florida to head overseas. About half way across the atlantic, the pilots notice a serious problem! Their payload (or weight) is way too heavy and will require too much fuel to make it across.
At the same time, they are far enough where they can't make it back to florida.

The pilots realize one solution, simply, some people have to get off or they will all die.

A few minutes later, the pilot calmly gets on the intercom to explain the situation to passengers.

After he explained it, he said their was only one way to be fair about it, and that was to go in alphabetical order.

So after everyone calmed down a bit, the pilot calmy gets on teh intercom.... "ok, all african americans, get of the plane"

Oddly, noone gets off.

A couple minutes pass and the pilot gets back on the intercom.......
"ok, all the blacks, get off the plane"

Once again...noone gets off.

So, the pilot tries again........
"ok, all the colored people, get off the plane"

Noone gets off


At this time, a little african american boy in the back of the plane looks up at his dad and says............

"daddy, aren't we all of those?"

His dad looked back at him, and calmly said.........

"not today son, today we are niggers, we will let the mexicans go first"









Once again.....no offense to anyone. I just like the ending cause you do not expect it at all!!
Then the little black boy looks over at the mexican boy who is laughing. "What the he'll are you laughing at" asks the black boy. The mexican boy responds "im a wetback so see you after the jump nigger" LMFAO.

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Then the little black boy looks over at the mexican boy who is laughing. "What the he'll are you laughing at" asks the black boy. The mexican boy responds "im a wetback so see you after the jump nigger" LMFAO.
hahahaha
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Sometimes at night, when everyone in the house is asleep, I like to get naked and lather myself up in Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug...

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Whoa who?
Will someone please tell the punchline? I've been waiting 8 years!
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