Dude, fucking WHAT? First, chill out with the Caps Lock. Secondly, punctuate. And proofread. I got about three paragraphs in before I gave up entirely on trying to make out what you were trying to say. Were you on the piss, mate?
AS YOU IN AMERICA HEARD OF MARK HECKLES GO HAVE A CHAT WITH HIM ABOUT ME I TUNED A TZR 125 MANY MOONS AGO AND NOVICE RACE AT END HE SIDE BY SIDE 900 FIFRE BLADE HELD OSS FOR 2 LAPS AS YOUR ATMOSPHERE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT I KNOW YOUR SETTINGS OFF BY HEART
BUT YOU NEVER WILL CUT ONE LAMB CHOP GARAGE FIDLER