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Dumbest F'ing movie ever: TORQUE

I was a bit insomiatic last night and watched this dumb ass movie for the first time on TV. Oh my god it is so friggin rediculous. Can't figure out which is worse, the acting, storyline, or god aweful "stunts" they were doing on the bikes.


At least the had a few yamahas from what i could tell!!
:eek5:nocontrol:dunce::lmao
 

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I watched about 10 minutes of it....that really sucked. If it was on earlier I might watch the whole thing, drink some beer and get a few cheap laughs....
 

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:throwup :throwupya i watched it last night too, kinda. I love the end where hes going like 6000000billion mph, and the crusier is doing 60000000billion and one mph hahaa. then he can flip that thing like hes in motocross...hahaha
 

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OMG...that was funnier than the movie itself! ^^^^^^
 

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biker boyz is the only decent sportbike movie and torque is just a dumb movie period.
May be so (I haven't seen Biker Boyz), but that damn title is enough to keep me from watchin'!

Biker Boyz?! Who the hell thought that'd be a good idea!? lol
 

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my favorite is the two chicks when the bring it up from a stand still and then slam into each other then set it back down no problem!!

I mean my buddies and I do that all the time:fact
 

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Torque was just funny it was so ridiculous, and I didn't think Biker Boyz was that great either. We all need a decent Sportbike movie!!!
 

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biker boyz was gay as hell. racing on a dirt road? a 30 second 1/4 mile race? bad acting, crappy story, but a few kick ass bikes.
 

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biker boyz sounds like the title to a gay porn
 

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Biker Boyz, gay title, half azz decent movie, way better then torque, torque reminds of the 1st fast and the furious(sorry ricers but you have to admit the editing was shtty in the 1st f&f).
 

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I thought the first F&F was the best of the series.

Torque is not just a terrible bike movie, it gets the cake for one of the worst movies i've ever seen. I actually saw it in a theater when movie hopping. To make the experience worse, there were people in the back saying stuff like "SHIT SON!" (after every special effect) and "I can't believe he SURVIVED" (at the very end) and "wow, that's hot" (chicks fighting with bikes).

It almost qualifies for the "so bad, it's good" genera.
 

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Biker Boyz just sucked. Period.
Torque? same. just better bikes.
 

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how about how he's doing like 500 mph at the end, wrecks with NO HELMET and gets up like he was dropped by angels on a bed of ostrich feathers and foam! what the hell is the leathers for with no F'ing helmet?!?!?

What about the Train scene! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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