Cliff notes: Caught a guy who worked at Subway in a lie about owning a Ducati 999
So I was at Subway a few months back and I get ready to pay for me sammich. I'm dressed in my gear and the guy behind the register says, "what do you ride?" I tell him. He says, what size? I tell him 600. He says, "oh, well I got a 750." I'm like cool. But then he messes up. He gets all excited and tells me, "Yea and I got a Ducati too."
You?! Working at Subway? Now I'm not one to knock folks working fast food, but you seriously want me to believe you are rocking 2 bikes and one of them is a Ducati?
(he looks more like someone who owns a 3-wheeler at a mobile home - not that there's anything wrong with that)
I ask, what kind? He says, "999". :screwy
(you really expect me to believe you have a $20-30k bike?)
What year? He freezes. "Oh, uhhmmm, uhhmm... the last year they came out with them. I really can't remember the year"
(who owns a bike and don't know what year it is?)
I give him that "I know you're lying" look... and he gives me that "I know that YOU know that I'm lying" look. I pay for my food and walk out shaking my head. :lmao :thumbdown
So what lies or crazy stories have you guys heard from other idiots about bikes?