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Stranger: Hey
You: hey
Stranger: What's up
You: 7 f hawaii
Stranger: 17 m oregon
You: cool
You: u wanna see my private area?
Stranger: Sure :)
You: you have bookface?
Stranger: Yeah
You: name?
Stranger: What's your nane
You: deez nutz
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They call me... Zebra!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hey
You: hey
Stranger: What's up
You: 7 f hawaii
Stranger: 17 m oregon
You: cool
You: u wanna see my private area?
Stranger: Sure :)
You: you have bookface?
Stranger: Yeah
You: name?
Stranger: What's your nane
You: deez nutz
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BAHAHAHHA Effing Win! DEZ NUTZ!
 

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Live free ride alive
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You: hi
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: I'm a student from Shanghai, China.
You: bor or girl
You: boy*
Stranger: Male
You: oh you have a small penis
Stranger: What would you say if I said girl?
Stranger: You have two big boobies
Stranger: ?
You: Too late now, you`re stuck with the small penis
Stranger: So sad
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is this politically incorrect ? lol
 

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: how r u
Stranger: good
You: where r u from
Stranger: India
You: ohhh I talk to you on the phone alot!!
You: you always pick up when I call customer service
Stranger: ol
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Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: Anteater
You: Honey Badger is a Pussy
You: Thats right. I said it
You: how about you "asl" yourself right back to the moon
You: I heard a story once
You: It was kinda sad
You: wanna hear it?
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You: Tummy sticks?
Stranger: ...what?
You: I take my penis and you take yours and we rub them between our stomachs
Stranger: *sigh*

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You: Hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how r u?
You: Not bad chillen at work you?
Stranger: im at home listenin music... exam tomorrow
You: Thats pretty ghey
Stranger: ghey?
You: .. So do you want to have cyber sex with me or not?
Stranger: no
You: Why?
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Ahhh... This is full of win!

You: Hey
Stranger: howdy
Stranger: Do you want to play with my dick
You: This could be interesting, Only if I can bring my sheep long
Stranger: I dont know about sheep
You: Why not? Where I go they go!
Stranger: Nope sorry no can do
You: Well then go find another guy to play with your small penis!
Stranger: no
You: Why not, Im a guy?
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Stranger: hey
You: hi shit****
You: mothercunt****ing tourettes
You: sorry ****
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HERE IS MY WIN!!!!! HAHAHAHA

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: hey there
You: male?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: yes
Stranger: you?
You: perfect....you can call me Miss Berries!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: so how are you ms.berries?
You: matter of fact....call me by my first name. Dingle
Stranger: hmm ok
You: Do you want to eat Mrs Dingle Berries?
Stranger: what's that?
You: You've never had Dingle Berries in your mouth?
Stranger: nope
You: ok....dry or wet?
Stranger: hmm little bit wet
You: you nasty F_CK......you would prefer mud butt instead of dingle berries?
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Stranger: hey :D horny male england here - seeking horny female of any age (over 20 atleast) for sexy chat :D thanks xxx asl???
You: f/england/21
Stranger: :D
Stranger: bra size?
You: probably like a 6?
Stranger: .....
Stranger: 6?
You: yup
Stranger: your a dude aint u?
You: Um...No.
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You got a headlight out..
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi there
You: Hey!
You: Congratualtions! You just won a blow-up sheep!!!!!!!
Stranger: OMG FCUK YEAH!!!
Stranger: how do i get it
You: Lets see...
You: I didn't think that far ahead...
Stranger: lol, well what do expect when u announce such fantastic news
You: Go to you local sex shop and tell them Sgt. Dixy Normus sent you
Stranger: sounds like u just made that up, im not going too
You: What?
You: Its true
You: Go there now
Stranger: how do u know what my local sex shop is
Stranger: name it or your bs
You: Let me look into my crystal ball
You: one sec
You: You are locaten in CA
Stranger: shit
You: How am I doing so far?
Stranger: scary good
You: Lower CA
Stranger: i guess so
You: Mid to lower CA
Stranger: LOL, well that is obvious based off my response
You: Shhhh
You: I need to focus
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Shirley: Hi stranger. Look'n for a good time?
Donald: I'm suing you for breach of contract horseface.
Shirley: Oh it's you again. Look tiny, if you're asking for a refund, get it from your lawyer. That's who you paid. Oh wait, he's in prison!
Donald: I'm going to lock YOU up.
Shirley: What, again? Go ahead. Your Ohio people arrested me, I got paid. Whether it's in bed or in court, your shortcomings will be exploited.
Donald: Fu
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