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Wow guys it was an unreal night. So I go over to my buddies house to watch game 2 of the heat vs. mavricks last night and I drove over there because it was too chilly to ride. So game is over and a bunch of us are just sitting around when out of the front window we see a shady looking van roll by really slow with its headlights off. I knew drive by's didn't happen in this neighboorhood so I ask everyone where there bikes are. My buddy just got a 2006 LE R1 and it was parked in the garage. We all go out back to throw some hot dogs on the grill and I go inside to go grab some pop out of the garage. I open the door to the garage and there are 3 guys in the garage with the van pulled backed up to the garage. One guy is sitting on the bike with the keys in hand (my buddy leaves the keys on a key holder in the garage. And the other 2 are standing in front of the garage watching out. So I yell "Guys call the cops!" I look at the guy on the bike, "Get the *uck outta here man 5-0 is on the way." Now i've got some muscle to me, 6'1" 190lbs and I've been fighting MMA for like a year but I dont feel like getting into a brawl with 3 criminals who more then likley have a gun or knife on them. The guy on the bike jumps off and starts to walk twords me. I went into survival mode. I don't even think and jack the guy in the face and knock him on his ass. His buddies come after me and one sticks me in the face really good. My buddy comes out who's pretty big too after hearing all of this from inside and beats the shit outta the guy who sticks me. The other cat who was first on the bike gets back up and comes after me again. Now for those of you who dont know I had my bike stolen last summer so its a sensitve subject for me. Now that its pretty much 2 on 2 ( the other thief is knocked out) I decide I'm gonna make these *ssholes pay for everyone who has ever had their bike jacked. I stick the one dude bad in the face and grab him by the arm and wrap it up against my body. I take him down to the ground and roll over. Now i've got this dick in an all out armbar. For those of you who dont know its an MMA subbmission hold that basically damn near breaks your arm. Yeah, it hurts. This dude is SCREAMING IN PAIN. All I could think about was the pain I felt having my *hit stolen so I pull harder. He's taping my arm and i'm almost laughing that this guy is trying to tap out haha. Finally I pull until his body can't take it anymore and I hear a snap. Broke that scum bags arm. It looked bad too I almost kinda felt bad for a splitsecond. Just as the other 2 are getting ready to leave the cops come flying in the driveway. They arrest all 3 and make me and my boy get looked at by medics (I had a nasty black eye and a few cuts). The cops are taking the report down and the one asks me, "hey just curious, how did that guys arm get broken?" "ummmmm, he might have fallen I think in the struggle." "Oh, yea I guess his picked the wrong garage to fall in huh?" He was laughing about it. Well luckily the arrested the guys for criminal tresspassing, breaking and entering, and attempted grand theft auto. 2 of them had warrents for snatchin bikes in the city and I would guess will be gettin locked up. There's gonna be a court date for all 3 that we are going to have to testify in. The worst part about this was my buddies bike was on a pitbull stand and somehow the bike came loose and got knocked over during all of this. Fell down and just has some comestic damage, broken mirror and a few scratches. Luckily none of us got hurt. Cops said basically all my crap was self defense since they were in my buddies place but I'm just thankful none of us got hurt. Somehow someway they had some sort of electrical device that tripped his garage door opener and opend the door. He called a local security company and is going to have a survelience system installed next week.
 

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Oh and I should calrify one thing. I wasn't laughing when I had him in the subbmission. I was laughing this morning thinking about it. I do actually somewhat have a little man inside of me that is compasionit lol. I dont want people think I'm a heartless prick.
 

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Now that is one helluva story. BAD ASS man. Glad to hear you prevented your friend from having a terrible terrible morning. :jacked

Thanks bro. Yea my buddy called me at the office this morning and was like "Thanks man I love you boys, i'm bummed my bike got scratched up though." I was like "dude, I work in corporate america and have one HELL of a black eye. You should be thankful your ride didnt get jacked and we didnt get shot!" Damn my eye hurts. I think I'll go put some steak on it :eek:
 

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Lucky that you were there to before it was too late and glad you guys are okay. And don't feel bad about breaking that guy's arm, because he deserves it. scum bags = pwned

But next time, please use paragraphs :).
 

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Lucky that you were there to before it was too late and but glad you guys are okay. scum bags = pwned

But next time, please use paragraphs :).

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH will do buddy I apologize everyone.

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Man, that was great! That must have been a andrenaline rush actually catching someone in the act of stealing your stuff. You're right theres nothing like the pain of having something stolen. Good job on the extra tweak! :flame
 

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indeed man. but i think i would've tackled the guy off the bike for more of an effect. plus i always thought it would be cool to do that. "hey, someones stealing a bike" run up and just spear his ass. the bad part would be that the bike would've most likely fallen over, but since it did anyways, yea, you get the point. GOOD JOB DUDE! three less dirtbags on the streets!
 

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Just got an an update from one of the detectives. All 3 were held overnight and are awaiting a hearing by a judge in dupage county. The guy in the armbar had his arm broken just above the elbow and needs surgery for it to heal correctly. Ok, now I feel like an ass. Wait a minute. No I dont.
 

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I would be scared to have a 06 LE R1 too ... that bike is just awesome. You get spotted pretty quickly. It's great that the bike is safe and that you guys didnt get shot or something. I know people who got shot for less than this.
 

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LUVMYR6 you fookin rock :bow. i always get mad whenever i read about someones bike getting stolen. you definately have some iron balls. i know i would have had some fear i me goin up against someone who could be possibly armed. i abso-f#cking-lutely love the fact that you arm barred this asshole and broke his arm. :toocool: Its about time one of us scored one for the good guys. you shouldnt feel bad one bit. these jobless ****s tresspass on your friends property and try to steal his bike and you go toe to toe against these guys. :YEA
 

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Man bro thats cool as shit...

thats really all i have to say......just cool as shit...

hope thats enough..but yea, you should of twisted his arm a lil more....absolutly no remorse what so ever about that ****ers arm
 

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Thats freakin awesome!!!!!!!! Bout time we heard the reversal story since we're used to hearing "my back got jacked last night." Way cool, you're my hero!! :toocool:
 

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wow man great story, glad that you and your buddies never got hurt bad, and glad you guys kicked the livin shit out of those pieces of shit. i gotta learn this arm bar move might come in handy some day lol. :)
 

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IdahoNewbie said:
Damn now i'm all pumped up! Now I have to go to the gym. You sir, kick @ss!
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Yeah...Learn from the best

 

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+1 for the good guys!! It's about time these fawkin bike thieves get what they deserve. You are the hero of the day, wear it proudly! :toocool:
 
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