LOL... oh boy, this ones pretty good, but so lame of me. Listen up...
First or second day I had the bike (the we little three weeks ago it was...), I came to an intersection with three lanes. One lane (left) to turn left. One lane (middle lane) to go straight, and one more lane (right), to turn right. Now, all those were specific in nature as to where they were headed. None were like turn right OR go straight. Ok, now that you have the mental picture, here's the bad part. This minivan had pasted me like two lights back b/c I was going the speed limit. I said "AH NO, no you don't" so, I rushed in front of all the traffic waiting at that red light at the main intersection mentioned above. So, I was in the right hand turn lane waiting for the light to turn green so I could burn ALL the waiting traffic b/c if I wouldn't have, I would've been like 10 cars behind, and behind that stupid minivan. Anyways, point being... I was in right lane, Pontiac Grand Am GT (newer model too) is in the middle lane wanting to go straight. Of course it's a dude driving it, so I had to burn him... or at least I thought, lol.
Light turns green, I go to punch the throttle, but no, I let of the clutch too early, and then hit the throttle, what happens... yeah, stall. I stalled... and how ever so sad it was getting burned by a Pontiac. I was of course pissed, and followed him, then proceeded to burn him. But, the initial part sucked, and was completely embarassing.
Also, going 80mph in a neighborhood (rural) on a 1/4 stretch to impress a bud isn't and never is, a good idea. NEVER show off if you're just learning, lol. I did, and crashed (on my R6). Luckily, I locked the rear brake, skidded into the grass while evading the brick mailbox (big one) to my left -three feet away- doing about forty. Crashed doing about 15 into base of tree... it was mulched thank God again. Yeah, that was scarry, embarassing, and really stupid to say the least. I'm careful as all get-out now.
Thanks for reading...
-Solace